
Luckily, VIP tour guide Cody (the ever-lovable Jim Rash) is here to help. It’s hot, Pops is complaining (even though he’s making money from renting the home on Airbnb), and Jack’s short height threatens to prevent him from riding the best attractions. Of course, as anyone who’s ever been to Disney World could guess, some immediate obstacles greet the Johnson family’s arrival at the park. That’s probably not a good idea, considering Charlie is so freaked out by ghosts in his apartment (“all my shoelaces are missing and all my forks are flat”) that he’s currently living in the office, and also has no idea what Microsoft is, but nothing will get in the way of Dre’s dream vacation. Work threatens to interfere, but Dre still runs off and leaves an all-important upcoming Microsoft presentation to Charlie. Dre’s latest plan to get that kind of treatment is to “ball out” on vacation and buy his whole family VIP tickets to Disney World (and yes, that’s the real Disney World, not a knock-off parody – the benefits of airing on ABC!). In Dre’s words, first-class treatment is as American as apple pie and baseball (well, baseball before steroids, but after segregation… okay, maybe just apple pie then).

The Atlanta rapper’s “Special” plays in the background as Dre muses about the joys of receiving special treatment. Season 3 of Black-ish starts off on the perfect note: a Young Thug song.
